Sex, Lies, and Videotape
April 27, 2010
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IMDB rating: 7.10 Plot: John is having an affair with his wife’s sister, Cynthia. His wife, Ann, claims she doesn’t need sex any more. Graham, an old college friend of Johns, arrives to stay for a while, and starts to make friends with Ann… |
Actors: Spader James,Gallagher Peter,Vawter Ron,Brill Steven,Taylor Earl T.,Foil David,Drama,
Do u like these Chuck Norris jokes?
Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…. CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds ’til." After you ask, "Two seconds ’til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11…. a suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn’t churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris doesn
House on Haunted Hill – DivX Version (Normal Quality), DVD (Good Quality), PDA Version
November 17, 2009
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IMDB rating: 5.10 Plot: When an eccentric millionaire offer a group of opposites $1,000,000 to spend the night in a so called “Haunted House” with a murderous past, they figure it is a quick way to get quick money and leave. All of them are sure it is some made up story just to mess with their heads a little and test their courage. But, once they stay in the house they start to think about the mistake they made in coming there when mysterious things start to happen. |
Available versions:
DivX Version (Normal Quality), DVD (Good Quality), PDA Version
Actors: Rush Geoffrey,Kattan Chris,Diggs Taye,Gallagher Peter,Perlich Max,Combs Jeffrey,Beebe Dick,Marsters James,Horror,Thriller,
Am i the only one in the world who likes house on haunted hill?
I’ve got to say, this is one of my favorite movies of all time. But if i look up a review, nearly all of them say "ZOMG DIS MOVIE R SUCK"
I’m talking about the 1999 one, of course.
no!you aren’t the only one i love the movie to i was watching it the other day good movie=)
Jazmin G | Oct 29, 2009
nah thats a good horror film, saw it when i was 11 ha.
J P | Oct 29, 2009
i though it was ok not the best but not the worst either
Riderofthestorm | Oct 29, 2009
I like the first one and the remake…It is just a fun horror movie.
You would love 13 Ghosts, same principal.
CherryCherie | Oct 29, 2009
Great Movie, was just on….and ‘Return To House On Haunted Hill’…..!!
remoserjr107 | Oct 29, 2009